Saturday, July 25, 2015
I'm his new Cougar sex addictiion
Where did the design for the Loser Line come from?
I've been asked this question many times..."why the loser line?" The question seems to answer itself with a certain clientele.
Sure, I have some that like to be "spoilers" (gift givers, tributes etc), I have some that like financial Domination/Ruination, I have SOME that like to be made fun of, tease and denial, ruined orgasms etc.
One sound of my wicked laugh and callers get hooked!
Are the "good" kind of loser?
Cum find out!
Sure, I have some that like to be "spoilers" (gift givers, tributes etc), I have some that like financial Domination/Ruination, I have SOME that like to be made fun of, tease and denial, ruined orgasms etc.
One sound of my wicked laugh and callers get hooked!
Are the "good" kind of loser?
Cum find out!
Perfect Saturday for Phonesex with NaughtyTyra
Monday, July 20, 2015
Your small penis Makes Me LAUGH!
My cuckold makes me laugh so hard when he talks about his tiny little dicklet. I don't know why his little dick is so small because I've seen his brother at the pool and damn, that man has a nice, thick 8-inch dick. How did my sissy cuckold get such a tiny little loser dick?
So how did my cuckold get such a small dick? He IS Irish. Maybe he drank too much of that English tea while growing up. He preferred tea over strong, black coffee. He probably has what is called the "Irish Curse." LOL! I suppose that is a popular curse about Irish men. Please do tell me more if you have it. I want to know if it is normal!
Friday, July 17, 2015
Tuesday, July 14, 2015
22 things to know before dating an Asian girl ;)
1. I will make you to take off your shoes in my house. So keep your feet fresh and/or wear socks. And never, ever try to get on the bed with your shoes on.
2. I like to use chopsticks in new and interesting ways. Having been taught to use chopsticks before I learned to speak, I consider them to be the best utensils. I don't understand why anyone would eat Flaming Hot Cheetos without chopsticks (keeps the Cheetos dust from getting on the fingers).
3. Don't assume I know how to speak fill-in-the-blank-Asian language. I didn't necessarily grow up speaking any language other than English. And don't ask me what that sign says because I probably don't know.
4. But I most likely do know how to speak a language other than English. At, like, preschool-level proficiency.
5. I'll expect you to pick up a few words of said language if you don't know it already. How else are we supposed to talk about other people in public?
6. My parents programmed every second of my life before it was cool for parents to do that. I yawned my way through weeknights with a tutor or at a prep program, and I spent my Saturdays at Korean school hating life while learning how to be a better Korean.
7. I know how to play an instrument. See above.
8. Doesn't matter who's with me, when I'm eating out, I'm going to reach for the check first. That's just how I grew up. With parents and aunts and uncles getting into physical altercations over who gets to pay for dinner. You'll never be able to get to the check faster than I can!
9. My parents will immediately reject you as a suitor. In fact, they'll probably continue trying to set me up with their friends' sons. "You're not married to this so-called boyfriend of yours yet — what's the big deal?"
10. You should eat what my parents made for you. They might not think you're husband material (yet), but they will like you more if you eat.
11. Actually, just be willing to eat everything when you're around me. Please don't ever wrinkle your nose at my food. Or else, bye.
12. I want you to drink the tea. It isn't there for fun. It cuts through dim sum grease! Pro-tip: Refill everyone else's cup before your own, going from oldest to youngest. If you pour tea for yourself before my Yeh Yeh, you will be judged accordingly.
13. I have dark hair. Prepare for a lifetime of finding knots of long black hairs in the shower drain, in the vacuum cleaner, on the carpet, everywhere, all the time.
14. That said, I don't have a lot of body hair. I probably shave my legs twice a year? You wouldn't notice the difference anyway.
15. Gross things weirdly fascinate me. Like your earwax. I'll clean out your earwax for you.
16. I'm used to people butchering the pronunciation and spelling of my name. But I'll expect you to say it right if we start dating each other.
17. My mom and other family members paid really close attention to my appearance. So I'm neurotic about some aspect of that, whether it's my weight or the particular paleness of my skin or my big feet or what have you.
18. I have a corny sense of humor. Not gonna lie, there's a tiny dork-nerd in every Asian.
19. I might get a little dramatic sometimes. I blame the Asian-language TV soaps I was weaned on. Don't cross me when I'm mad because something like the kimchi slap will happen to you.
20. Nothing will ever be spicy enough. Which is why I always ask for hot sauce and have an emergency bottle of Tabasco in every purse.
21. I dislike being fetishized. So strike the phrase "Asian persuasion" from your vocabulary.
22. I'm superstitious about health things. Fan death is real.
2. I like to use chopsticks in new and interesting ways. Having been taught to use chopsticks before I learned to speak, I consider them to be the best utensils. I don't understand why anyone would eat Flaming Hot Cheetos without chopsticks (keeps the Cheetos dust from getting on the fingers).
3. Don't assume I know how to speak fill-in-the-blank-Asian language. I didn't necessarily grow up speaking any language other than English. And don't ask me what that sign says because I probably don't know.
4. But I most likely do know how to speak a language other than English. At, like, preschool-level proficiency.
5. I'll expect you to pick up a few words of said language if you don't know it already. How else are we supposed to talk about other people in public?
6. My parents programmed every second of my life before it was cool for parents to do that. I yawned my way through weeknights with a tutor or at a prep program, and I spent my Saturdays at Korean school hating life while learning how to be a better Korean.
7. I know how to play an instrument. See above.
8. Doesn't matter who's with me, when I'm eating out, I'm going to reach for the check first. That's just how I grew up. With parents and aunts and uncles getting into physical altercations over who gets to pay for dinner. You'll never be able to get to the check faster than I can!
9. My parents will immediately reject you as a suitor. In fact, they'll probably continue trying to set me up with their friends' sons. "You're not married to this so-called boyfriend of yours yet — what's the big deal?"
10. You should eat what my parents made for you. They might not think you're husband material (yet), but they will like you more if you eat.
11. Actually, just be willing to eat everything when you're around me. Please don't ever wrinkle your nose at my food. Or else, bye.
12. I want you to drink the tea. It isn't there for fun. It cuts through dim sum grease! Pro-tip: Refill everyone else's cup before your own, going from oldest to youngest. If you pour tea for yourself before my Yeh Yeh, you will be judged accordingly.
13. I have dark hair. Prepare for a lifetime of finding knots of long black hairs in the shower drain, in the vacuum cleaner, on the carpet, everywhere, all the time.
14. That said, I don't have a lot of body hair. I probably shave my legs twice a year? You wouldn't notice the difference anyway.
15. Gross things weirdly fascinate me. Like your earwax. I'll clean out your earwax for you.
16. I'm used to people butchering the pronunciation and spelling of my name. But I'll expect you to say it right if we start dating each other.
17. My mom and other family members paid really close attention to my appearance. So I'm neurotic about some aspect of that, whether it's my weight or the particular paleness of my skin or my big feet or what have you.
18. I have a corny sense of humor. Not gonna lie, there's a tiny dork-nerd in every Asian.
19. I might get a little dramatic sometimes. I blame the Asian-language TV soaps I was weaned on. Don't cross me when I'm mad because something like the kimchi slap will happen to you.
20. Nothing will ever be spicy enough. Which is why I always ask for hot sauce and have an emergency bottle of Tabasco in every purse.
21. I dislike being fetishized. So strike the phrase "Asian persuasion" from your vocabulary.
22. I'm superstitious about health things. Fan death is real.
HAHAHAHA these tiny little penises!
"What in the world is that fucking thing?"
"Do you need some tweezers to put that little thing away/"
Get the fuck out of here.
Sunday, July 12, 2015
Communication is key
You'd think you didn't have to tell people this! But: from the Daily Flogger:
WACO, TEXAS
A local Texas dominant man has decided to pursue “communication” in an effort to save his failing relationship.
James Franks, 38, says his relationship started to take turn for the worse last month when he started having problems at work and started spending more time at the office. He was returning home from work “tired” and found himself increasingly irritable.
When slave tabitha approached him to find out what was wrong the answer was always the same: “I don’t want to talk about it.”
“It left me feeling confused and shut out. I don’t need to know every little detail, but I do need to know what he is feeling and how things are affecting him,” she told The Daily Flogger.
Franks told the slave, “Jesus? Really? I work 12 hours a day and when I come home you want to talk my fucking ear off about how my day was?”
Things came to a head when slave tabitha offered an ultimatum, “Talk to me or I am leaving.”
It was at that point Franks thought there may be a problem.
Franks conceded and now makes sure to spend some time each day talking about how things “make him feel” and “telling his slave what he is thinking about things.”
“It’s weird,” Franks told us, “she just wants to hear things, but she rarely has any concrete suggestions or solutions to problems, she just wants to know what is going on. Then she tells me her problems and I tell her how to fix them.”
Slave tabitha considers that progress. “It is nice that he can finally tell me know he feels. We’re working on the listening part, but progress is progress, right?”
WACO, TEXAS
A local Texas dominant man has decided to pursue “communication” in an effort to save his failing relationship.
James Franks, 38, says his relationship started to take turn for the worse last month when he started having problems at work and started spending more time at the office. He was returning home from work “tired” and found himself increasingly irritable.
When slave tabitha approached him to find out what was wrong the answer was always the same: “I don’t want to talk about it.”
“It left me feeling confused and shut out. I don’t need to know every little detail, but I do need to know what he is feeling and how things are affecting him,” she told The Daily Flogger.
Franks told the slave, “Jesus? Really? I work 12 hours a day and when I come home you want to talk my fucking ear off about how my day was?”
Things came to a head when slave tabitha offered an ultimatum, “Talk to me or I am leaving.”
It was at that point Franks thought there may be a problem.
Franks conceded and now makes sure to spend some time each day talking about how things “make him feel” and “telling his slave what he is thinking about things.”
“It’s weird,” Franks told us, “she just wants to hear things, but she rarely has any concrete suggestions or solutions to problems, she just wants to know what is going on. Then she tells me her problems and I tell her how to fix them.”
Slave tabitha considers that progress. “It is nice that he can finally tell me know he feels. We’re working on the listening part, but progress is progress, right?”
Sunday, July 5, 2015
Goodbye Holiday sexy stud Hello Phonesex
This has been a great weekend. I went out last night and met a young 23 year old hot hunk at a local bar. He was a cute blue eyed surfer California Boy. We took shots at the bar and made out to some old country music. We couldn't stop flirting and making out while the music played in the smokey bar. We didn't care who was looking or how many younger girls gave me a dirty look. They were so jealous to see an older woman making out with a hot muscular stud at the bar. His abs were rock hard and he had the most sexy muscular arms I've seen in years. I had to take him home and show him how a real cougar fucks and sucks a hard cock. He didn't hesitate when I invited him home. He gave his friend the keys to his convertible and hopped in the car with me. We couldn't go to his house because he has two roommates. I brought him in my home and we started kissing and touching as soon as I got the key in the door. I pushed him down on my couch and dropped to my knees while pulling at his cargo pants. He pulled out his nice thick cock and begin stroking it and teasing me with it. Like a true cougar nympho I begin licking and kissing the head of his cock while he stroked with his left hand and held my head with his right hand. I begin to taste his pre-cum and my pussy was ready to take his big fat cock in my tight little hole. I got right on top of him on my living room couch and gave him the best pussy his young cock ever had. I didn't stop until he pulled out and squirted his warm creamy load all over my tits. Now he's texting me and calling me, but a one night stand is just that. A One night stand. Back to my phonesex calls to get my next orgasm.
Did you know that there was Kink B&B's ?? Kincation!
http://kinky.com/plan-your-kinkcation-today/
I found it interesting that you can go, stay at a quality bed and breakfast: kink included. Whether you're a "beginner" or for the newlyweds that are a bit kinky...or a getaway...whatever...
I for one was gobsmacked...
and...I'll be staying here: http://www.eroticroomandboard.com/
More pics here: http://www.eroticroomandboard.com/image/68543742.jpg
So, next vacation, if you can't make it to MY dungeon...or a dungeon in general...think about a kinky b&b!
I for one was gobsmacked...
and...I'll be staying here: http://www.eroticroomandboard.com/
More pics here: http://www.eroticroomandboard.com/image/68543742.jpg
So, next vacation, if you can't make it to MY dungeon...or a dungeon in general...think about a kinky b&b!
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