Saturday, September 1, 2012

Can I be your jerkoff girl?




I was on a call last night when a new caller to me asked me if I wanted to be his jerk off girl, and I was amazed that in under two years this is the first time I've been called that. A jerk off girl, a girl a man will jerk off to, or upon. That's me! I would love to be this girl for every single man in the world, and I believe that would be a dream come true, especially if we combine it into a delicious bukkake night or even a gang-bang! (As a side note: I google bukkake to ensure I spelt it wrong, and this came up. Which I find absolutely true for Phone Sex, not just bukkake. "The best thing in the universe next to cocaine. Pumping thick pearly ropes of goo all over a chick's face, neck, breasts, whatever you feel like.") I would like to be that chick! Where do I sign up?


Just re-reading that first paragraph makes me sound like a massive slut, well who am I kidding. I am a massive slut!

So back to the original thought process of me being a jerk off girl for my callers. I love the thought of being used like that, and well I do beg to have that hot cum shot all over my face, but 60% of the time I usually beg for you to cum inside me, because I love the idea of being knocked up. So can I be your knocked up jerk off girl? I keep making it worse for myself, or perhaps I am getting the best of both worlds. I think I am getting the best of both worlds especially when I get to be your jerk off girl, and have you jerk your cock off all over my face, or you pump your cock in and out of me, filling me up and knocking me up!

I never actually used the words jerk off before I started at NiteFlirt, however since then I've heard some of the most amazing slang words for masturbating, or stroking your cock. Some of these were shared with me by callers over the past year and some I just googled. "bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank" Definitely something to make you think on this Saturday morning.


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