Go to the store and purchase: a pair of panties, feminine napkins (pads) and a package of condoms. As SHE (make sure you get a female) rings you up -- ask if they have the condoms in extra small.
Switch your deodorant to womens scent/brand.
get some toenail polish and paint your toenails...if nothing else...paint them clear! (pink or red preferred)
You will edge (NO CUMMING) three times, right to the edge....
This should keep you busy for a while...